"Hey, Ryan. You'll never guess what just happened!"
"What happened??"
"Well, you remember how I told you I was super hungry and I had a craving for the deli mac'n cheese...?"
"Yes...?"
"Well, I went over there and asked for some and then one of the deli lady's false eyelashes floated down into my bowl. Then she gave it to me. Then I was all like, 'hey, there's one of your lashes in this...' and then she was all like, 'It ain't gonna kill ya! It's fine! Just a little extra flavor...!' "
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