"Oh my dear Ryan, I've just got to tell you. You were right, he was at the Quick Draw. You were right not to go, you said you knew he'd be there and he was..."
"Of course he was..."
"He put his arm around me and said, 'Linda, Linda, Linda, you see that blue vase over there? I made it. You should bid on it. I made one for me, one for my lover and I think you need one, too...' And I said, 'no, I don't care for blue pottery...' "
"Cute. He makes pottery now, how nice for him."
"He was with his new lover, partner boy thing. I felt so sorry for him, 'go get us some wine!' He was bossing him around like a slave. It was sad. You were right to leave that selfish uppity pig of a man. He's even more disgusting than I remembered him..."
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