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Solar Storms

"What's the word on the street?"

"Power outages all over the state. They say it's the solar storms..."

"Oh, phsss, that's nonsense...!"

"But don't you worry, sir, we've still got cold alcoholic beverages just for you...!"

"Thanks! Smart ass..."

"That will be one dollar and eighty eight cents today. Would you like to round that up to two dollars and donate to our local food bank this afternoon??"

"Naw, what the hell man? Why you always gotta tell me how much it costs like I don't already fucking know...?!"

"Geez, what the hell man, why you gotta be such an ass about it? Would twelve cents really kill you this time of year to help feed people who need it? You said you're going to be a millionaire next year anyhow, right...?!?!"

"Shut the fuck up Ryan, and wipe that shit eating grin off your face...!!"

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