"I want deviled eggs! It was the one thing they didn't have yesterday!"
"Rachel said the same thing. She is going to make a dozen. I'll try and snatch a couple for you. She's very possessive over her eggs..."
"I understand. It's probably the last thing I need right now. I'm glad I didn't stay the night. I was married to the toilet all night, saying, 'fuck off Thanksgiving!' I knew I shouldn't have eaten the turkey..."
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