"This year for Christmas I want to get you something you really need. So I thought I'd get you a special deluxe, all natural mattress with all the best ratings..."
"Oh my, really?! That would be more than wonderful!!"
"I knew you'd love it!"
"And the best part will be breaking it in with you, if you know what I mean...?!?"
"Hmmm, like breaking in a horse...??"
"Maybe... I've never broke in a horse before. But we'll see how it goes..."
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