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Schloz Nozzle

"How was your vacation Ryan? I'm glad you're back, I missed you brother!"

"Thanks! It was great. I did all the things. It was nice to get away for awhile, but I missed you all here at work. It's like coming back home. So, what's the tea around here, did I miss anything...??"

"Oh, yes. You did. Be glad you weren't here yesterday... Your Schloz Nozzle Ex came through here. He was looking down all the aisles, for you of course. I wanted to yell at him and say, 'He's not here you idiot!' But I didn't..."

"Yeah, I heard he was in town. I'm glad I wasn't."

"Yeah, you should be glad. He was with somebody. From a distance I thought it was a short lesbian girl, but when I got closer, I realized, oh, that's a boy..."

"That's his new boyfriend, Joe. I hope he's happy with him, but I know he's not. I feel sorry for them both..."

"He's burned a lot of bridges around here. You are better off without him."

"Yes, he has, and yes, I am..."

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