"Hey Ryan, nice new glasses. You look like a nerdy smart guy who has a new found appreciation for jazz music..."
"Thanks mister man. Turns out I have really good insurance, and since I'm getting another promotion I thought I'd get a real boujee pair with all the bells and whistles..."
"They are nice and also somewhat sexy..."
"Ah, you flatter me too much... The sweet lady that fitted them out for me told me that this pair was my training bra pair, and that my prescription would only increase from here. She's a real sweetheart."
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