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💊 RX & PH 🍑

 "I'm picking up my prescription for my PH, it's all off and now I have to take something for my vaginal lack of moisture if you know what I mean..." 

She leans in for a hug and lightly smacks my ass, with a cackle, a lick of the lips and a naughty wink. She smelled of bacon grease and garlic, and a faint whiff of liquor on her breath.

"Are you trying to say you've got some chap in your flap, some dust in your cooch, some dry between your thighs, some itch in your ditch and some scratch in your snatch?"

"You're picking up what I'm laying down, you clever lipped stud muffin sex machine. How are things with your new silver fox sugar daddy?!"

"He's the new love of my life that I know will be over soon..."

"Admit it do you? That's brave. What do you mean, will be over soon? The silver fox or your life??'

"Both..."

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