"Hey Ryan, you'd better be ready for some serious ridicule from Brandon about your mustache..."
"Oh, I'm already ready! I know exactly what I'm going to come back with..."
"Oh, really, what are you gonna say??"
"I'm gonna say, 'I was thinking that I wanted to have a silly, sexy mustache just like Jesse, so maybe he'd take me more serious and someday I could maybe wear a white shirt just like Jesse...' "
"Seriously??"
"No, not seriously! I'm growing the mustache out for a role I'm playing in a melodrama at the museum..."
"That's one dirty upper lip man!"
"Yes sir, yes it is! You don't wanna know where this lip has been lately!"
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