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Pretentious Prick

"Hey my love! I came here just to stalk you..."

"Well hello there! I was hoping to see you today. This isn't the first time I've been stalked in the grocery store..."

"I'd believe that. Hey, speaking of, guess what?!"

"What?!"

"I saw your ex in here the other day, he came through my lane..."

"Oh yeah?! I love stories that start like this! What was he running his mouth about this time, I wonder?"

"He was going on and on to some girl he was with about this new guy he was with... blah blah blah. How this guy was too far away and he hated driving so far. The whole time he was looking around everywhere, his head spinning around just like the exorcist. It was pathetic. And all I could think was, 'Ryan's not here you dumb fuck!' It was obvious he was looking for you..."

"Yep, that sounds like him..."

"He's a pretentious prick. He was so rude, he didn't even say thank you or anything. So arrogant and he gave off this icky vibe. He's so not worthy of you..."

"That's what everyone keeps telling me."

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