"You must do it now, while the semen is still fresh, warm and alive." He said. Mr. Gnashing is not at all what he seemed. It was only his end that was gnashing, sad and tragic.
Semen it seems, is the most potent and toxic of all the liquids one could deliver, when it comes to casting spells and sealing deals. Of course it is! The powers of procreation lie in those fluids, why would it not be useful in other ways?
This is madness, but it works. I need no convincing. I've seen the power of semen at play many times, and trust it to carry me through whatever may come in the future.
"We were given strict instruction that those powers were sacredly endowed upon mankind for the express and exclusive use between a man and a woman for procreative purposes, and pleasure, alone!"
He laughed out loud, alone, for he knew otherwise.
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