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Birds & The Bees

The first and only time that Victoria caught Randy masturbating was one hot Sunday afternoon after church when he assumed that everyone one else would, either, one, knock, or two, be sleeping. That's what we did after church on Sundays, we slept, masturbated or had sex. Whatever...

My mother walked in on me. I still had my Sunday best on. Well, half way on... I had my black Sunday slacks down around my ankles and I was engaged in the most serious masturbation session, ever, up to that point.

Mom startled me, she asked what I was doing...

"It's was hot..." is all I had to offer as an explanation.

I knew my mom knew what I was doing.

We never spoke of that again.

My father attempted to give me a talk about the birds and the bees after that.

I already knew too much, too, too much. It was too late for all that. 

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